crydaisy:

"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"

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rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

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justplainsomething:

brucetheghoul:

spidergvven:

how often do you think hawkguy accidentally signs things ‘clint bishop’
bc my money is on all the god damn time
shield keeps filing forms wrong bc he forgets and signs off on official documents as agent bishop (the i is dotted with a heart)
his checks keep bouncing, the baristas at his coffee place always call him mr bishop even when he remembers to get his own name right, once when he came there with kate the cashier asked them why they didnt wear rings if they were married, queue the most awkward and unfortunate conversation of hawkguys entire life
kate needling him about it all the time but actually finding it adorable (and occasionally secretly doodling ‘clint bishop’ surrounded by hearts when no one is looking)

This took me about 2.5 rereads of the first sentence before realizing what I was missing. “Yea, Clint Bishop, that’s his name..”

Me too. I was thinking “Is he supposed to sign things ‘Hawkeye’ instead of his real name? I’m confused.”

allonsyforever:

(xxx)

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ask-triumvirate:

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also got her girls and non-binaries but let’s stay within the parameters of the question

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shoptokyodolls:

Bare Trees Gradient Turtleneck (Available in sizes S - 3X!)

$26

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theheirsofdurin:

Deleted scene from The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug [x]

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senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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